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Niz
23 April 2008 @ 10:58 pm
No u  
So like I was at uni and I adjusted someone and I did it so hard that I broke the table...

WHO WILL VISIT MY CLINIC NOW?!!?!
 
 
Niz
19 February 2008 @ 02:37 am
True Story

I was talking to Mike about my best friend in England. Haven't seen her or talked to her in ten years so it was rather sad reminiscing about her. Then Mike - god bless him I do love him so <3 - went on to suggest that I should look her up on the net. I thought 'why not, no harm in trying'. Typed her name into Facebook and THERE SHE WAS IN ALL HER BRITISH GLORY!!! It was great! I messaged her, nervous as hell for some reason which I cannot establish and she replied two days later. It was such a great feeling to talk with her again. We lost contact ten years ago when I moved house and she moved house at the same time. We never exchanged email addresses back in the day either, so I thought I'd never speak to her again. But the internet truly brings people together <3

Crazy thing: she told me that she was talking about me with her boyfriend two days prior, which is spooky since I was doing the same thing with Mike on the same day! Crazy stuffs.

So the moral of the story is: if you ever lost contact with a loved one, try facebook! Srsly. It's crazy just seeing how much someone has changed in ten years =O

In other news, I've been drawing a lot more! I really want to post some stuff somewhere just so I can have some constructive criticism, but I don't have the balls to do it! Sad face. Must. Get. Confidence. In. Art. MMMHMMM.

P.S. Someone make them release season 7 of Scrubs plz kthx.
 
 
Current Mood: happyhappy
 
 
Niz
26 August 2007 @ 01:32 pm
Everytime I scour the internet for poses I can use in my drawings, I always wind up at a lesbian porn site. ALWAYS.

I swear, this year I've seen enough doodles and girl-bits to last a life time. The interbutt and anatomy are clearly to blame. They're both evil entities! EVIL!

Though strangely enough, when I was looking up the anatomy for human genitilia on the innernets for my prac exam, I found no porn. Go figure.
 
 
Current Mood: moroseToo much pron
 
 
Niz
12 July 2007 @ 07:40 pm
If you're ever bored, play this fun riddle game:

OddPawn

I believe there are 50 levels, but I'm not entirely sure. I'm only up to level 40.

*goes*
 
 
Current Music: Evanescence - Missing
 
 
Niz
09 July 2007 @ 07:11 pm
WOOT Passed anatomy with a whopping 53! XD

Worst mark ever but I PASSSEEEEDDDD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Hopefully that's the last time I ever have to look at a dead chick's vagina

...

IN OTHER NEWS, Blades Of Glory is awesome!
 
 
Current Music: Nightwish - Eva
 
 
 
Niz
25 May 2007 @ 02:43 pm
No u  
My practical chiro exam is coming up in......a few weeks. I need bodies!!1

WHO WANTS FREE MASSAGES AND CRAPPY CHIRO TREATMENT!?!!? I WILL MAKE YOUR BACKS FEEL ALL AWESOME LIKE!

No srsly, anyone? I have Mike, but he's all bone so he's too easy! Mmm yes, his clavicle is super nice. However, not all my future patients will be as easy to adjust as Miku!! I NEED DIFFERENT BODY TYPES TO PRACTICE ON!!

In other news, my friend and I were in the elevator and all of a sudden, this chick goes "that's a nice coat. Was it hard to put on?" to another chick. Then this other chick there was like "MY CONDOM WAS HARD".

...

WTF? Most random elevator conversation EVERRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Also, I was looking at this cadaver for anatomy and someone moved him. The cadavar's cold dead hand then touched me D= Meanwhile, we've just finished a genital prac so I had to look at a whole bucnh of peepees. WHY DON'T THEY GET SHAVED? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! IF I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T LEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN.

So what do sexy time bits have to do with chiropractic? I HAVE NO IDEA!

Ah yes, good times.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
Niz
02 May 2007 @ 11:16 pm
I just realised that by the time I graduate, I'll be 27 WOOOOOOOOOOOT >.>;

But in one year, I would have made more money as a chiropractor than in any other job I would get with my science degree XD Plus I'll be a doctor (sure, it's not a real doctor but shhh)! I've been feeling butts, coccyx and pubic bones in the name of SCIENCE! Though it's awkward palpating guys, because they're all "do it harder, how can you feel anything?" >.>; DAMN MY IMMATURITY!

In other news, I'm finally over WoW XD I haven't logged on in 3 weeks and I don't miss it at allllllllllllllllllllll. It's good. Though I levelled a BE pally crazy fast so that was a massive waste of time XD Oh well.

Oh and I'm no longer a bum. I got a job! I work at home, so it is made of win. And it pays a bucket load! I'll never be poor again!!1...for 1 week!

This video is lol. Watch eet:



There's my update for the month~ I have a goomba with a hat.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
Niz
21 March 2007 @ 10:13 am
Yeah, I really was. In my chiropractic prac class, we have learnt how to palpate certain key areas in the body to check for symmetry. One such key area are the gluteal folds...that is under the bum. So I was with this guy, and I had checked everything but his gluteal folds...and when I did, his butt cheeks were COMPLETELY uneven. I'd never felt anything that extreme in my life.

So excited by my discovery, I let out a loud "OOOOOOOOOH". It was loud enough that my whole class could hear, and they all looked at me. This would be fine if I wasn't kneeling down with my hands on some guy's butt, my eyes wide open staring at his cheeks and my "OOOOOOOOOOH" exclamation.

>.>

No matter what I said, I just dug a deeper hole. Much embarassment.

P.S. It's also my birthday today D=
 
 
Niz
26 February 2007 @ 12:11 pm
So I had my first class of Chiropractic this morning and I found out the prac classes will be like a semi-nekkid deal =/

Basically it consists of someone being doctor and the other being the patient (OLOL SMEX JOKES AHOY) annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd basically they'll be looking at your back and drawing stuff and pointing stuff out and so on. So girls need to wear a sports bra and boxers >.> Not looking forward to that hoo boy.

Meanwhile, when they were telling us this, this girl puts her hand up and goes "Hai my name is Nicole and like you know how you said we have to wear boxers and a sports bra? Well can't we just stay in our undies? I don't mind, teeheehee"

.........o.O SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

The fact that the course is about 75% male makes her look like an even bigger skank.

The next five years are going to be veeeeeeeeery interesting...
 
 
Niz
26 January 2007 @ 02:36 pm
HAI ALL LONG TIME NO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Just a question....who here would actually visit a chiropractor?

Cos like...I got into chiropractic so ima be a spine doctor in 5 years olol. Just hope a lot of people believe in chiropractic or I'll be out of a job QQ
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper